vice president Simple English Meaning

43 Mohamed ElBaradei, Egyptian politician, V...

48 Adlai Stevenson I, American politician, 23rd V...

...ice President over you.STOCK OPTIONS - You may buy shares in the company when it goespublic. So named because you-ll be working in the stock room atWal-Mart when the company goes belly-up due to your incompetence.401k - This is how much money you-ll lose under your ""Stock Option""plan.HELLTH PLAN - No, that isn-t a misprint; you now belong to an H.M.O.That stands for ""Hell-s Medical Organization."" It was organized bysome of Hell-s finest minds; Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Josef Stalinworked night and day to create a 162-page manual d...